Sunday, December 31, 2006
Weekend Roundup
1. Drinking Less Beer
2. Taking More Photos
3. Being More Awesome
I went to Lake Louise today and - the rumours are true - the snow is incredible. You wouldn't know it from looking outside in Calgary, but, we're talking deep pow pow gnar gnar. I can't wait to hit the slopes.
On the way to the mountains, I found a radio show that was playing a crazy hommage to CBC broadcaster Lister Sinclair, acting as a disco guru. Just check out the setlist. Do The Hustle!
Ever wonder what interpretive dancing to Deerhoof would look like? Look no further than the Dance of the Week:
I read about this here. There are a few more videos for your enjoyment. ♪
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
God Bless Your Soul Brother No. 1
The world got a little less funky this Christmas. Here's a video to commemorate the passing of James Brown, The Hardest Working Man In Show Business, on December 25, 2006.
Thanks to everyone who sent me their condolences. Many of you knew how much I admired The Godfather of Soul. HOT PANTS! YEEEEOW! TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!
It's probably time to send the Mr. Dynamite biographical docudrama manuscript that you've been working on to your nearest screenplay agent. Oscar season is right around the corner. ♪
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Top 10 Concerts of 2006 (Revised for CJSW)
1. Wilco – MacEwan Hall – Calgary, AB
For years, cold, hard reality had stoutly prevented me from seeing the phenom that is Wilco. Finally, in June, I witnessed them live. With talent comes hype. With hype comes expectations. Rarely does the experience live up to the thrill. Ladies and Gentlemen, the top concert spot for 2006 was earned by Wilco. They threw down amazing new material, they sounded fantastic, and they were truly awesome performers. For high-quality bootlegs, including the currently unreleased song "Impossible Germany", check out etree.org.
2. Brian Jonestown Massacre – Warehouse – Calgary, AB
Without BJM, there would be no psych-rock revival. Immediately after the show, I picked up Their Satanic Majesties' Second Request. I've been a far mellower individual ever since.
3. The Flaming Lips – Sasquatch Music Festival – The Gorge, WA
After a somewhat miserable afternoon (weather-wise), Wayne and Co. made sure everyone had a great time. The spectacle included Martians. balloons, fog machines, confetti, and lots of carefree fun. They played late into the night (much longer than their allotted 60-70 minute set) including selections from their new At War With The Mystics album.
4. Deerhoof – Hiro @ The Maritime Hotel – New York, NY
Deerhoof puts on an amazingly eclectic show. Seeing them in the Japanese-themed Hiro ballroom, in Manhattan's stylish West Side, really enhanced the experience. Oh, it was also during CMJ, or "Spring Break in November for Hipsters".
5. Islands – Warehouse – Calgary, AB
It was fun to go to a show where everyone knew the lyrics to all the songs. Islands let us in on a couple new songs they have been working on (which were absolutely jaw-dropping). Make sure to keep tabs on them in 2007. They are showing lots of potential.
6. Beck – Sasquatch Music Festival – The Gorge, WA
I think this was the first show that Beck unveiled his bizarre puppet show extravaganza. His affiliation with Scientology be damned, he is a brilliant showman.
7. Ladytron/John Acquaviva – Metro/Smart Bar – Chicago, IL
I went to this show after missing a flight home from O'Hare (and consequently missing my shift at the CJSW bingo). In retrospect, I think it was fate. Industrial and tech-house aren't really my thing anymore, but that night stands out as being among the most fun I've had this year. Metro/Smart Bar is an ideal place to party.
8. Wolf Parade/Frog Eyes/Sunset Rubdown – Various Locations – Calgary, AB
Every Spencer Krug performance I've seen this year has been rock-solid and memorable in an off-beat, off-key, odd-ball sort of way.
9. Final Fantasy – Liberty Lounge – Calgary, AB
SON YOU SHOULD (have been there). Wow, I hadn't heard anything by Final Fantasy (except for the lame title of his album - He Poos Clouds and his arrangements on the Arcade Fire albums) before the show. Man-o-man, is that guy talented though. Not only that, he finished with a rousing cover of Mariah Carey's "Fantasy".
10. Thunderbirds Are Now!/You Say Party! We Say Die! – Broken City – Calgary, AB
By the exclamation points alone, you knew what you were getting yourself into. Not only did I get busy on the dance floor, but both bands agreed to be interviewed for CJSW by yours truly. And, since they headed off to Vancouver immediately following the show, guess who scored a ridiculous number of drink tickets. Yeah, you guessed right. ♪
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Top Performances of 2006
Top 20 Performances of 2006
1. Wilco/Elliott Brood – MacEwan Hall – Calgary, AB
2. Brian Jonestown Massacre – Warehouse – Calgary, AB
3. The Flaming Lips – Sasquatch Music Festival – The Gorge, WA
4. Deerhoof – Hiro @ The Maritime Hotel – New York, NY
5. Islands – Warehouse – Calgary, AB
6. Beck – Sasquatch Music Festival – The Gorge, WA
7. Ladytron/John Acquaviva – Metro/Smart Bar – Chicago, IL
8. Wolf Parade/Frog Eyes/Sunset Rubdown – Various Locations – Calgary, AB
9. Final Fantasy – Liberty Lounge – Calgary, AB
10. Thunderbirds Are Now!/You Say Party! We Say Die! – Broken City – Calgary, AB
11. Noam Chomsky – Sun Room, ISU Campus – Ames, IA
12. Shout Out Out Out Out/Holy Fack – The Den – Calgary, AB
13. Blue Cheer – The Knitting Factory – New York, NY
14. Pink Mountaintops – Liberty Lounge – Calgary, AB
15. Enon – Broken City – Calgary, AB
16. The Grates/Tokyo Police Club – Broken City – Calgary, AB
17. Jaime Lidell – Hifi Club – Calgary, AB
18. London Elektricity – Hifi Club – Calgary, AB
19. Ladyhawk/Brother Coyote – Cat’s Eye Vintage – Calgary, AB
20. Forward Russia!/Archie Bronson Outfit – Mercury Lounge – New York, NY
Among the solid shows, I went to some terrible ones. This year, I am brave enough to acknowledge the Bottom 5.
Bottom 5 Performances of 2006
1. Tom Green – The Tequila – Calgary, AB
2. Matisyahu – Sasquatch Music Festival – The Gorge, WA
3. Bengy Ferree – Mercury Lounge – New York, NY
4. Bright Eyes/Gruff Rhys – MacEwan Hall – Calgary, AB
5. Bo Diddley – The Back Alley – Calgary, AB
Other strong contenders or shows that didn’t make either list:
Tool, SIDS, The Incandescence, Strokes, Les Georges Leningrad, Duchess Says, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals, The Shins, The Tragically Hip, Neko Case, Iron & Wine, Sufjan Stevens, Gomez, Rogue Wave, Sam Roberts, Constantines, Band of Horses,Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks, Death Cab For Cutie, Queens of the Stone Age, The Decemberists, Nada Surf, Arctic Monkeys, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, We Are Scientists, Chad Vangaalen, The OhSees, The Fall, Erase Errata, Malajube, Snowden, Album Leaf, Massey Lecture (U of C), Azeda Booth
Thanks to everyone who came to these shows with me. What a sweet year in music. ♪
Monday, December 18, 2006
Weekend Roundup
I didn’t go, but reliable sources indicated that the Suicide Girls burlesque show on Saturday night was a total gothic let down. I guess it wasn’t so much Moulin Rouge, and too much lame vampire go-go dancing.
With that in mind, you might think that the dance of the week would be sultry and scandalous. I hate to disappoint you on that front, but I think I’ve got something better. Check out this security camera footage of a man cutting the rug and creating a diversion in a department store. Just in time for Christmas.
I haven’t seen loose pop-and-lock moves like this since I went to the Kim Mitchell spectacle at the Back Alley, circa 2000. I think I found a review of that show. ♪
Friday, December 15, 2006
Geek out with me
You may be shocked to find out that this isn’t the first expression I’ve submitted to urbandictionary. Check out love tetrahedron. I also know the guy who added sniffles. See first definition only. The rest are dumb.
Right, back on track, the flavour of the day is geeking out. I’ve got the perfect clip for audiophiles and nerds alike. Check this out:
My mate Paul, no relation to the David Holmes song, has decided to build a theremin. Not only that, he’s modeling it in PSPICE first. He scores major geek++ karma points for that. The last time I saw a theremin being used in a musical performance was during an ambitious showing of Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. Complete with a live organist courtesy of the Cantos Music Foundation. As a matter of fact, Cantos has just released their schedule for Silent Movie Mondays for 2007. It makes for an unusual night out. I strongly recommend it.
If you want to start your own non-commercial MIDI-based music project, may I suggest this? I’ve seen the MIDIbox in action. It’s totally cool, and you can patch it in to professional software like Ableton Live. ♪
Monday, December 11, 2006
Weekend Roundup
This is the hole-in-the-wall Caribbean bar where Beatroute decided to have their Christmas party on Friday night. They don't have a website. I can't easily locate a phone number. It's dodgy and mysterious. It's perfect for a hipster hangout. To get to the dancefloor, you need to follow a narrow hallway, inch past the kitchen, and go down a flight of stairs. It has a Prohibition-era fire trap charm about it. Kinda like the beatniq, but scuzzier.
This week's dance is from Robot Chicken's spoof of the 80s cartoon Voltron. I guess there's a movie remake of the show currently in pre-production. You got served. ♪
Friday, December 08, 2006
Love it and leave it
I’ve been digging on the new Beatles album, Love. It’s a rework of the band’s most groundbreaking material. It’s also the soundtrack to a new Cirque du Soliel spectacle of the same name. All of these things would usually turn my stomach, because it is easily perceived as a mass-marketed, focus-grouped, generation-crossover gimmick. But, you know what? It’s highly listenable. The sound is very polished. The album feels like a musical trip - in the same vein as Smile, without the bad mojo.
Leave it:
This is starting to get out of hand. In the past couple weeks or so, there have been two big indie upsets. First, The Go! Team are forced to sell out. Now, I’ve been informed that Chan Marshall has followed suit (willingly or not, we don’t know yet). In any case, I’ve come up with a formula to lose your artistic credibility in three steps:
1. Write a sappy love song
2. License it out to an ethically questionable industry
3. Hang out and collect royalty cheques as the your grassroots, DIY, hipster fanbase becomes disillusioned
Bah! C'est la vie. I hate to leave you on a Friday afternoon without some levity. Here’s a music video that Andrew made me aware of. ♪
Monday, December 04, 2006
Weekend Roundup
Overall, this weekend was light on the hipster and heavy on the socializing. I don’t know what it is about April, but there are tons of birthdays in late November and early December – including mine. Has anyone else noticed?
Before you toast your next Sagittarian, check out the Dance of the Week! ♪
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Thunderbirds Are (going to be on the radio) Now! (well, no, tomorrow night at 8PM)
Friday, December 01, 2006
Decemberists on Notice
Seriously though, these antics remind me of when I tried to see Radiohead in Toronto during the famous blackout of 2003. Oh yeah, there was a little thing called the SARS outbreak finishing up too. In that situation, I couldn’t make it back to T.O. for the rescheduled show. My brother had to refund the tickets and I went to Vancouver, ironically enough, to see them. Luckily for Patrick, another fellow named Patrick has come through and hooked him up with a buddy pass around the middle of December. Let’s hope that the show works out this time.
Allow me to have a green moment. Even Thom Yorke has discussed how big ticket live performances are extremely taxing to the environment. Well, I want to take it one step further and say that even shows that don’t happen are a huge waste of natural resources. Shame on Eco-terrorism! Shame on the Decemberists!
I don’t look forward to the day when major concerts are hosted exclusively online. Unfortunately, I too feel like the concept of big concerts is not sustainable. To find out about your own Carbon Footprint, click here. ♪
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
By George, Mark Your Calendar!
Drop everything. Open your gmail. Click on Calendar. Enter a reminder that you are scheduled to get down to Les Georges Leningrad this Friday, December 1, 2006. Pack your posse - your comrades, if you will.
Another important event to keep track of: Do Make Say Think! Yup, the nebulous, hermitical band has just announced a date (March 2007, no less!). I really want to see these guys, but they have a nasty habit of canceling their shows. This might be because they are violating Rule #1 of being hip: Don't book things too early. A hipster should not realistically be able to plan that far ahead. Let's just say I wont be getting my hopes up until at least mid-February.
What a coincidence. When I was States-side a couple weeks ago, I picked up Winter Hymn Country Hymn Secret Hymn. It's a rock-solid album. By the way, if you're in the vicinity of Phila, check this place out.
SOCAN Alert? No, these just happen to be great musicians. Canadian music without the guilt. ♪
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Weekend Roundup - The Greats? The Grates!
What? Rocked
Where? Broken City
When? On Thursday, November 23, 2006
Why? As they came through town supporting Tokyo Police Club.
How? Using all the tricks in the ribbon twirlers' handbook.
All are in agreement that these Aussies know how to party. The band's ebullience took everyone by surprise. I can't understand why they were opening for TPC. In comparison, the Torontonians looked, well, boring and amateurish. I say amateurish because they tried to pull the old, "Nobody rocks like Calgary!" routine to curry some easy crowd approval.
In any case, it was nice to see these bands, since I missed them both during their CMJ showcases. ♪
Dance of the week: The Porpoise Song by the Monkees. This weekend, I finally saw Head. The movie doesn't make any sense and really isn't very good. But, it was 'written' by Jack Nicholson and features a Frank Zappa cameo. This sequence made the movie:
Sunday, November 19, 2006
JFK, CMJ, A-OK, eventually PA.
Hey Gang,
I spent most of the flight over to New York debating over which bands to check out tonight. On one hand, there’s a huge party going down at the Bowery Ballroom (Shins, Thermals, CSS, Album Leaf, etc.). On the other, there are three killer shows going around Greenwich Village (The Sights @ R&R, Forward Russia @ The Mercury Lounge, and Blue Cheer @ The Knitting Factory). At least I'm guessing it’s around Greenwich Village. I don’t have my bearings yet. I’m thinking that ticket availability will ultimately determine what I do this evening.
The rest of the flight was spent geeking out with work stuff. Who knew that C/C++ programming was possible at 35000 feet? Oh yeah, and watching an Office episode. Have you seen the one where they go on a booze cruise? Epic! That brings us to the dance of the week:
Part II (November 3, 2006 - 2AM)
The Sights cancelled, the Bowery party was way sold out. People were paying 200$ for tickets on ebay to get in. So, anyway, I went to Forward Russia! and Blue Cheer. The band before FR! was called The Archie Bronson Outfit. They were pretty wild too. Oh man, the shows were all so crazy. A great time.
I didn’t have tons of time to mess around on the subway if I was to make it to all the shows, so I took taxis everywhere. Not the most financially sound decision, but I felt like a movie star.
Part III (November 4, 2006 - 12AM)
On Friday, I got up a little late, so I wandered around Midtown. Had some delicious bagels at Eli’s. Later, I found the Flatiron and took a walk across Brooklyn Bridge. I went to Grimaldi’s under the bridge. Best pizza in the borough, according to a few people I met.
Show of the night: Deerhoof and Erase Errata + others. Deerhoof was brilliant. The venue (Hiro @ The Maritime Hotel) was very swanky too.
Afterwards, I tried to make it back to the Mercury Lounge to check out Tokyo Police Club and Albert Hammond Jr. But, who knew that the drawing power of the Strokes guitarist would be so huge. There was no chance of getting in.
My backup plan was to head around the corner to see Thunderbirds Are Now! Outside Pianos, I did run into Scott Allen, who I interviewed for CJSW back in October. Despite his best efforts, I could not get into that show either. After talking for a bit, I found out that he managed to hear the interview when it aired a few weeks ago. Futhermore, he liked it! And with that, we parted ways.
A little miffed by the fact that I couldn't get into any other cool shows, I decided to stop in at a nearby Turkish diner for a late snack. In line, I noted the unmistakable aura of fellow surly hipsters. I struck up a conversation with one fellow - Amrit. We chatted for a while about the bands we'd seen and what shows were hoping to catch later. Turns out that he's a contributor for Stereogum (the original incorrigible hipster blog). He told me about a special party that was going on in Brooklyn the following day. Not only that, he put me on the guest list! What a champ.
Part IV (November 5, 2006 - 2AM)
When I got up this morning, I had a huge grin on my face. The day was looking sunny and crisp. I headed over to the MoMA for a dose of objets d'arts with an extra shot of hipster in the mix. There was lots to look at on and off the walls. This was a personal favourite:
After indulging my senses at the museum, I had to hurry to Northsix in Brooklyn for the AAM party that I was invited to. Luckily, I didn't get too lost. I've got to hand it to Amrit, he really came through with the guest list. Once inside, I caught most of Malajube. Lo and behold, I ran into fellow CJSWer, Gary Powers - a familiar face among the millions I've seen so far. He seemed to be having a pretty good time too. Back to the music: the other strong performance of the afternoon was The Album Leaf.
I migrated back to Manhattan in the early evening. There were too many neighborhoods I needed to wander and the weather was awesome (by Calgary standards), so I found Greenwich Village on the map and started there. By chance, I found the legendary Blue Note. It didn't look too hopin' yet, but it was still early. A few blocks south of Washington Square, I happened upon Generation Records. Let's just say that my wallet got lighter. I didn't think the selection was enormous, but they had lots of great records. It made me jealous of New Yorkers.
A good shopping trip makes even the most devout audiophile hungry. A few blocks further, I found a busy restaurant called Baluchi's. They served a delicious Lamb Korma with a friendly amount of naan. Recharged and refocused, I was ready for another trip to Hiro. This time for The Fall.
I thought the show was pretty cool. Especially when they did a cover of Hungry Freaks Daddy. The one reservation I had was the crowd. There were lots of weird, old, mal-nourished, 1970s punks-cum-genX-dorks. Fights were breaking out in front of the stage. Fights! Dudes, c'mon!? I laughed when these corportate-types behind me were arguing over which Television album was the best. I mean, everybody knows it's Marquee Moon.
The Ohsees, the openers, had a pretty cool psych-surf rock thing happening. Reminded me of Brian Jonestown Massacre or Jefferson Airplane.
Part V (November 5, 2006 - 8PM)
Fun's over. I just checked into my 'America' themed hotel in Breiningsville, PA, after a bus ride from Times Square to downtown Allentown. Not the most scenic ride I've ever taken, but it made for an interesting counterpoint to the last few days. For more CMJ pictures, click here. ♪
Monday, October 30, 2006
Weekend Roundup
What am I looking forward to this week? Islands! I can’t wait to see the show on Wednesday. Return to the Sea has to be the album I’ve listened to the most this year. Hands down. The show is apparently at The Underground, the notorious punk/metal bar, located under The Warehouse. The venue doesn’t make sense, if you’ve heard the Graceland-esque album, but, heck, I’ll go anywhere to see this spectacle.
In other news, I’m supposed to head down to the East Coast this week. I’ll do my best to check out some of the sweet shows that are going on during the CMJ Music Marathon 2006.
Since we’ve got costumes on the brain, this week’s video has a breakdancing shark:
Dig it. ♪
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Halloween Howler V
Monday, October 23, 2006
Weekend Roundup
So yeah, the rest of the weekend was spent assembling ikea furnature. In the spirit of all things Scandanavian, here is a Finnish Disco Dancing Lesson:
Moscow! ♪
Thursday, October 19, 2006
CJSW 90.9 FM: TAKE ME TO YOUR RADIO
If you are interested in making a pledge during my show, please let me know so I can get started on "The Friends of The Chit Chat" list. Last year, we made a group pledge, then called "The Friends of Funk Tank", which raised over 500$ for the station. It was awesome!
On Sunday, October 22, 2006, we will be hosting a special Funding Drive edition of The Chit Chat. That's only a few days away. Tune in for the fun!
In addtion to the on-air stuff, there are tons of events going on around town next week.
Lastly, Funding Drive pledge levels can be found here.
Thanks for your support! ♪
Monday, October 16, 2006
Weekend Roundup
In the spirit of The Office, the dance of the week features David Brent:
Other weekend highlights included an Arrested Development: Season Three viewing party. Complete with Chicken On The Way. Since we’re on the topic of chicken and Arrested Development, I can't resist including another dance video:
Yes, I admit, physical exercise did not rank highly on my list of activities, but it was nice to have a low-key weekend. ♪
Friday, October 13, 2006
Pink Mountaintops Erupt
Last night, I was asked to take some photos of The Pink Mountaintops for the Beatroute dudes. I think they turned out pretty well. One of the shots may make it into an upcoming issue. O RLY? YA RLY. NO WAI! ♪
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Steps
I always make a point to hype up anything involving the disbanded KITH comedy crew. This weekend, Scott Thompson will be in town with guest Bob Wiseman. I'm not too sure what Scott's been up to for the past decade, except a host of bad made-for-TV movies, but I imagine he's had a long time to come up with new material. Bob's got a song about his tenuous relationship with David Geffen, My Cousin Dave. It's really funny. His website is good too.
Other than that, it's a slow wknd. ♪
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Weekend Roundup - Gobble. Gobble.
The rest of the weekend was spent around various dinning room tables as I set forth on a journey through three Thanksgiving dinners. Three! I've decided to abstain from eating for the rest of the month, if not the rest of the year.
Dance video of the week: Kung-Fu Vs. Yoga.
It's a martial arts clip. Jaw-dropping and dubbed in French. It makes me wonder what would have happened if the Natural Law Party of Canada had ever taken off. ♪
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Interview Questions for TAN!
I decided to whip up a few interview questions:
How was the drive today? Any road stories you want to share?
Make History has just been released. How's the response been? How was the CD release party in Detroit?
I read that Enon helped out a bit with this album, can you give us an idea of what their contribution was?
What's next for you guys?
I heard that you are making a major presence at the CMJ conference this year, what 4 shows!? Can you tell us a bit about that?
I always get a kick out of looking up bands and seeing what 'the internet' considers your influences to be. According to AllMusic.com your band is influenced by Les Savy Fav, Pixies, and Ween - among others. Care to agree or disagree or append to the list?
Do you follow what the press says about you? I'm talking about publications like Pitchforkmedia.com . Do you care if they hype you up or not?
What is in your CD player right now?
Recommend that they to the Cantos keyboard museum.
Anything else you want to share with your legion of Calgarian fans?
Promo for CJSW.
Can I bootleg the show?
No? Thanks anyway. Have a good show. ♪
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
M. Ward
Although presumably about the forgotten grandeur of the California Gold Rush or a derelict sideshow in New Mexico, I find that the title track, “Post-War”, and later on, “Rollercoaster”, embody the boomtown spirit of Calgary. Maybe not the Calgary that exists today, but the post-NEP Calgary that I grew up in.
I could probably analyse every song on the album, and may do so in the future, but for now I’ll focus on two more, “Poison Cup” and “Requiem”. “Poison Cup” is a hopeless, unlikely love song. At first it jarred me, but now I appreciate simplicity of the lyrics and the slow crescendo of the backing strings. “Requiem” has a solid blues-rock structure, and lyrically it has a macho, terse, Hemingway quality about it. I’m susceptible to this because I’m reading For Whom the Bell Tolls at the moment. Surprisingly though, it doesn’t sound political, despite the current musical trend (see Living with War, and "When The President talks to God").
Great Stuff! Don’t let it slip by. ♪
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Get a TAN! then go Party!
Also, it looks like I'll be able to line up an interview with TAN! before the show. I'll give you more details as they become available. ♪
Monday, October 02, 2006
Weekend Roundup
So, what is this week's new internobsession? Amateur or Low Budget Dance Videos. Courtesy of YouTube. I've been looking at so many of these lately, but I've isolated a few key ones that I want to share with you. I plan on unveiling them once a week or so until I run out. ♪
Bollywood Breakdancing:
Friday, September 29, 2006
What are you doing this Saturday?
Dig the electro vibes. Be there. ♪